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Gear Acquisition Syndrome Self Test

1. Has the phrase "I wish I never traded that..." ever passed your lips?	Yes	No
2. Do you spend more time shopping for gear than practicing?	Yes	No
3. Do you spend more money on gear than you make playing gigs or teaching lessons?	Yes	No
4. When faced with the budgeting dilemma of buying a new amp or new tires, you opt for the amp?	Yes	No
5. Has a significant other ever left you because on Valentines Day, you bought a pawnshop prize for yourself in lieu of flowers for her?	Yes	No
6. Are lessons "too expensive" but a Ibanez TS-808 is a "bargain" at $200?	Yes	No
7. When you browse a musician-oriented magazine, do you skip the articles and go right to the advertisements?	Yes	No
8. Is a "buyer" pass to the NAMM show and a U-Haul the makings of a dream vacation?	Yes	No
9. Does your rig evolve faster than your playing? Bonus: have you ever charted the evolution of your rig on a modified "family tree?"	Yes	No
10. Is it difficult to remember every guitar, amp, processor that's ever passed in and out of your possession?	Yes	No